Just cause I knew you were dying to know.

If I tagged YOU, it's because I want to know more about YOU!
Find out if I tagged you at the bottom of this post.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No, but I was named after a wedding chapel in Las Vegas the "Wee Kirk O' The Heather Wedding Chapel" Bruce Kins (not my sperm donor) and my Mom were married there when I was still a wee embryo. True story!

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
I'm sure it was just a few weeks ago. I generally cry every month when I'm PMSing...and usually at work! Warning: I'm due for a good cry here in about 2 weeks.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
No, my friend Ryan Simsich once asked me to stop writing him letters cause he couldn't decipher my chicken scratches! Rude huh?

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Tuna pickle. I'll even share the recipe...ya ready for it? Tuna, pickle, & lots of mayo. Delish! Fab on bread or crackers.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
NO! Thank God!!

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Absolutely! I'm fucking fantastic!

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Maybe!

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes and their lovely.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Not in a million years for for a million dollars!

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Cinnamon Life Cereal.

11. WHATS on your IPOD?
Nothing, I don't have an IPOD. I actually don't really understand what an IPOD is nor do I care to learn. Technical ignorance is bliss and a whole lot cheaper then having to have every gadget out there.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Depends on my mood. I just bought some amaretto, brownie, black berry, & coconut ice cream from "Cold Stone" today.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
I think probably there hair. At least this is what I remember most about people. If you dye it often then I tend to only recall the color it was when I met you. It's like my brain won't photo shop the new color over the original. ie...Heather White at work is forever changing her hair but she will forever be blond to me. Hmm...I wonder what color her hair really is now. I'll have to notice.

15. RED OR PINK?
Neither....PURPLE!

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?
The fact that I don't know why guys don't fancy me. God damn it, I'm hot aren't I?

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Deb of course. She has half of my brain and sometimes it would come in handy. Luv you Deb!

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
Yes, for sure. Have you met me? Noisiness & bossiness are 2 of my best qualities.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
I'm wearing my skinny blue jeans. No shoes but I do have purple and white striped socks on.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Elton John's "Honky Cat" on the radio.

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
"Purple Mountain Majesty" of course! I promise it's a real color and it's as fabulous as it sounds.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
In nature: lilacs. On me: my signature scent is "Victoria's Secret Love Spell." In a home: turkey cooking on thanksgiving morning!

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My sister Lisa

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Yes, I love Beth!

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Hmm, I don't have TV but if I did I sure as Hell wouldn't be watching sports.

27. HAIR COLOR?
This is always such a hard question for me cause my hair is that in between color. It's blond, brown, & red all at the same time but non of them too! I guess it depends on the hair sample it's being compared to. My drivers license says brown, but who really knows. Oh, and don't worry my genes are slowly adding gray to the mix as well.

28. EYE COLOR?
Tolman blue.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
No, I can't imagine putting something on my eye and leaving it there!

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Pot luck for sure!

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy endings. I don't like scary movies. I was permanently traumatized when my mom let Lisa, David, and I watch "The Shining" when I was 7 years old!!

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
"He's Just Not That Into You" with Deb in SLC. Good movie!

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Purple...more of an eggplant really.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Depends on where I am. In Logan I prefer autumn. In St. George spring. Phoenix winter for sure.

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Depends on who's giving them. If it were "K...y", never mind I'll keep that to myself.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Lisa

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Deb

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
"Obsession" by John Douglas

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
The picture is of a white kitten but on it other then my mouse is my summer Nalgene bottle, a pen, food crumbs & a piece of paper. Perhaps I should think about cleaning my desk.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Again, I don't have a TV.

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)?
White noise. Like the sound a space heater, humidifier, or fan makes. I have to have at least one of these going to be able to sleep.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Beatles I suppose.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Just over the border in Illinois when Lisa got us lost. Yes, we got lost and ended up in another fucking state!

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I don't think so.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Payson, UT

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
All ya'lls

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I'll let you know after we meet. "Where the fuck is he already?"

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